Merciful God Vows To End Humanity Before 'The Princess Bride' Can Be Remade

HEAVEN—A spokesperson for the Most High God confirmed that God will be ending humanity before any remake of The Princess Bride can be released. The post Merciful God Vows To End Humanity Before 'The Princess Bride' Can Be Remade appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

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